It has to be said: search engine marketing company branding is boring. We have seen countless out-of-the-box-template company web sites with smiling cut-out faces and prefabricated customer quotes.

Pandia says “No More!” Search engine marketing advertising has get in tune with the times.

Here’s one example of an ad we would like to see:

Organic search marketing

You have a message to the world, and you want people to hear it. White Hat Marketing can help you increase your search engine rankings in a natural and organic way, helping you contribute to a sustainable development of the Cosmic Body and Mind!

The World Wide Web is a fragile ecosystem that requires care and positive thinking. You don’t want to destroy the natural exchange of ideas that takes place on the Net.

This we why we offer you eco-friendly and organic search engine optimization (SEO) that helps your web pages rise naturally to the top of the great chain of being, thus contributing to the spiritual awakening of this great Age of Aquarius.

Natural ingredients only

We only use natural ingredients in our search engine marketing journey.

Our keywords are hand picked by exiled Tibetan child monks living in the Himalayan valleys of Northern India. We only use bytes and bits recycled from green web sites closed down in the late 1990’s, and our copy is hand written by independent women poets, using traditional grammar and vocabulary only.

Our solar powered servers have no unnatural additives. Moreover, we only use ecological spam-free, non-cloaking, ingredients, although we may add low-fat Omega 3 DHA to some of our search engine marketing packages.

We help you find your inner Google!

To us search engine optimization is not a burden. It is our joy - our creative garden. We will help you and your colleges to develop your inner Google, the spiritual guide found at the very core of your being.

We would never do anything that can hurt the sacred search engine algorithms, and thus hinder searching souls from finding the meaning of their lives.

We follow the teachings of our great guru, Sri Sri Ravi Cutts, and do what we can to contribute to his great work.

Thousands of happy followers!

This is what people say about White Hat Marketing:

“Now I finally understand what all my work in the search engine scene has been leading up to.” (Danny Sullivan on declaring that next SMX will be held as a Costa Rica retreat).

“Nah, I don’t know. It’s like… You know. It’s like they have helped to get in touch with my bloody feminine side, you know.” (Dave Naylor, UK)

“Due to what I have learned from White Hat Marketing, I now only serve virtual vegetarian food at my SEO courses.” (Kalena Jordan of Search Engine College, Australia)

“We have reached enlightenment are now moving our SEO company to India.” (Mr. SEO, USA)

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See also The Dark Side of SEO (Search marketing ads we would like to see, part 2)